The Kingdom of Tai Pei is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.616 billion Tai Peians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinhai. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tai Peian economy, worth 584 trillion Xins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,517 Xins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends millions of Xins every year prosecuting spammers, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Tai Peian politicians, and much of Tai Pei's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tai Pei's national animal is the Pergrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Astralism.

Tai Pei is ranked 254,663^rd in the world and 57^th in Celtia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.