The Dominion of Kerbinzia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John F Kerman with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.894 billion Kerbinzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerminia. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kerbinzian economy, worth 399 trillion funds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,647 funds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John F Kerman's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and sex changes are routinely performed at Kerbinzia's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerbinzia's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kerbinzia is ranked 172,863^rd in the world and 375^th in Aeternum for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 448.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.