The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adam Blue with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.252 billion Bastards are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth an astonishing 10,584 trillion Blue Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 338,681 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.

The United Capital of Adam is ranked 439^th in the world and 6^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 526 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.