The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Erik Kaiser with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.632 billion Suvmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 155,266 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Erik Kaiser's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Gray Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Suvmia is ranked 180,462^nd in the world and 19^th in Autropolis for Most Extreme, scoring 11.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.