The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Statler with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.521 billion Suvmians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 4,547 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,352 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, stocks go up when the internet says so, and entomologists flock to Ottawa for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Deep State.

Suvmia is ranked 4,786^th in the world and 12^th in The Frontier Sea for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.12 percentage of bribes refused.