The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Eternitopoly is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark Rivorn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.217 billion Eternitopolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eternitopolian economy, worth 265 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,642 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternitopoly's national animal is the Canis lupus *t*rnitus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Eternitopoly is ranked 302,948^th in the world and 1,037^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.