The Principality of Criil is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.173 billion Criilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reeal. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The thriving Criilian economy, worth 88.5 trillion Saliras a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,459 Saliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition, stocks go up when the internet says so, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Criil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criil is ranked 25,913^th in the world and 63^rd in The Frontier Sea for Most Accessible, scoring 450.4 on the Keller-Reeve Index.