The Principality of Criil is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 1.67 billion Criilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reeal. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The powerhouse Criilian economy, worth 137 trillion Saliras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,046 Saliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Criil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criil is ranked 46,022^nd in the world and 214^th in The Frontier Sea for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.89 percentage of bribes refused.