The Matriarchy of LilipadLand is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 356 million Lilipads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotus Town. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lilipadian economy, worth 23.3 trillion lilypads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,554 lilypads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, smoking is banned in public areas, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and sex changes are routinely performed at LilipadLand's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LilipadLand's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LilipadLand is ranked 314,490^th in the world and 1,081^st in The Frontier Sea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.