The Cryptocratic Monarchy of Mornala is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Silverio Gabriel with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.397 billion Mornalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mornalo. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mornalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Cortoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,416 Cortoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can touch grass without leaving your computer, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mornala's national animal is the White shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret Sects.

Mornala is ranked 143,796^th in the world and 560^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 967.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.