The Cryptocratic Monarchy of Mornala is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Silverio Gabriel with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.357 billion Mornalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mornalo. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mornalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Cortoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,665 Cortoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mornala's national animal is the White shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret Sects.

Mornala is ranked 145,104^th in the world and 513^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,642.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.