The Republic of Zuffix is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 257 million Zuffixians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zuffix City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The all-consuming Zuffixian economy, worth 25.7 trillion souroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,107 souroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,898 per year while the poor average 23,159, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Zuffix's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zuffix is ranked 139,641^st in the world and 467^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Accessible, scoring 272.72 on the Keller-Reeve Index.