The National State of Mesoslavia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 751 million Mesoslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco Franco. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mesoslavian economy, worth 59.5 trillion pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,288 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Mesoslavia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesoslavia's national animal is the Falangist Tung Tung Tung Sahur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mesoslavia is ranked 291,116^th in the world and 898^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Secular, with 8.18 Atheism Rate.