The Kingdom of Olarista is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.353 billion Olaristians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 4,470 trillion Olaristian Taleroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 334,761 Olaristian Taleroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Olarista successfully hosted the Portugal Olympics, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 300,906^th in the world and 115^th in Portugal for Fattest Citizens, with 4.5 Obesity Rate.