The Kingdom of Olarista is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joaquim with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.458 billion Olaristians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 4,519 trillion Olaristian Taleroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 335,853 Olaristian Taleroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, war is made in the name of love, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 219,645^th in the world and 69^th in Portugal for Largest Black Market, with 342 billion Standard Monetary Units.