The Federal Republic of Sapireaskanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Moral Advisor with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.093 billion Sapireaskansdans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nontreais City. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapireaskanden economy, worth 463 trillion Darnaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,232 Darnaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, people say chess victor The Supreme Moral Advisor can kill you with mind-bullets, three extra hay bales are rolled into Sapireaskanda's gold vaults every year, and recognizing the Sapireaskanden flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapireaskanda's national animal is the Wild cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapireaskanda is ranked 162,010^th in the world and 63^rd in Portugal for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.07 percentage of bribes refused.