The Parliamentary Republic of Bralru is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jorge III with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.517 billion Bralrurianos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bralppy. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bralruriano economy, worth 593 trillion New Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,356 New Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bralru's national animal is the Sardinha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bralru is ranked 17,624^th in the world and 18^th in Portugal for Largest Governments, scoring 30.89 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.