The Parliamentary Republic of Bralru is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jorge III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate population of 4.777 billion Bralrurianos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bralppy. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bralruriano economy, worth 649 trillion New Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,068 New Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bralru's national animal is the Sardinha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bralru is ranked 10,745^th in the world and 13^th in Portugal for Highest Poor Incomes, with 121,100.25 Standard Monetary Units.