The Parliamentary Republic of Bralru is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jorge III with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.784 billion Bralrurianos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bralppy. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bralruriano economy, worth 651 trillion New Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,110 New Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Army mostly consists of colonial subjects, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bralru's national animal is the Sardinha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bralru is ranked 8,941^st in the world and 14^th in Portugal for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.