The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by José Eduardo with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.202 billion NovaPortugalidadeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugália. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NovaPortugalidadean economy, worth a remarkable 3,654 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 358,195 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, crying babies are told to grow up, and preservative-laden NovaPortugalidadean cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NovaPortugalidade's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

NovaPortugalidade is ranked 88,888^th in the world and 38^th in Portugal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,330.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.