The United Kingdom of Samosil is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pietro III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.779 billion Samosilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Samosilian economy, worth 914 trillion Samols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,907 Samols, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economics is a shrinking field, black-hearted accountants turn red when they stop seeing green, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, and the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kodailismo.

Samosil is ranked 57,344^th in the world and 38^th in Portugal for Largest Governments, scoring 21.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.