The United Kingdom of Samosil is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Pietro III with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.031 billion Samosilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Samosilian economy, worth 974 trillion Samols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,616 Samols, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kodailismo.

Samosil is ranked 17,159^th in the world and 21^st in Portugal for Most Developed, scoring 87.62 on the Human Development Index.