The United Kingdom of Samosil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Palla I o justo with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.847 billion Samosilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vascotopia. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The powerhouse Samosilian economy, worth 156 trillion Samols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,505 Samols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samosil's national animal is the Cachorro caramelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cachorro caramelismo.

Samosil is ranked 66,996^th in the world and 50^th in Portugal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.61 law-abiding acts per hour.