Most Devout: 4,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,066thBest Weather: 9,073rd
The Holy Imperialist Xicado of
Right-wing Utopia
IN THE NAME OF GOD!!
Xico II
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ossela

Population2.967 billion

CapitalRuselos
LeaderXico II
FaithChristianity

CurrencySardinha
AnimalBlack Cat

The Holy Imperialist Xicado of Ossela is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xico II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.967 billion Osselenses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruselos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Osselense economy, worth 332 trillion Sardinhas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 111,947 Sardinhas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,841 per year while the poor average 24,939, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Religion makes people horny, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Xico II's credibility no favours, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ossela's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ossela is ranked 173,533rd in the world and 108th in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 91.30446934288 days.

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Most Devout: 4,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,066thBest Weather: 9,073rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,900thMost Primitive: 13,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,397thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,018thMost Influential: 14,145thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,443rdMost Conservative: 14,866thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,419thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,708thMost Efficient Economies: 19,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,879thLargest Black Market: 27,364th
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Xico II's credibility no favours.
  • : Ossela voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Xico II.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Black Cats.
  • : Ossela changed its national animal to "Black Cat".
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, Xico II steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ossela, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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