The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dom Ricardo III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.86 billion Portuguese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Córdoba. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 261,433 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, and books are so highly regarded in Reino de Portvgal that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino de Portvgal's national animal is the Black Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Reino de Portvgal is ranked 68,880^th in the world and 51^st in Portugal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.27 law-abiding acts per hour.