The Catdom of Kukinalia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.135 billion Kukinalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kukinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion Whiskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,810 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, there is a law against "filthy foreign food", the military struggles with recruitment, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Kukinalia is ranked 258,869^th in the world and 100^th in Portugal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.