The Socialist people's state of Mypixel is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Pfalnze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.539 billion Mypixelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mypixelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion wostlers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,095 wostlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, visions of giant pink cats are a common side effect after Mypixelians eat their meals, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mypixel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Mypixel is ranked 10,111^th in the world and 66^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 208,095.26 Standard Monetary Units.