The Socialist people's state of Mypixel is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Pfalnze with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.155 billion Mypixelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mypixelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion wostlers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,827 wostlers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mypixel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Mypixel is ranked 2,143^rd in the world and 19^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 20,136.13 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.