The War-Torn Lands of Kanoshu is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by - currently disputed - with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.035 billion Kanoshuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of - formerly El'Kassar -. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanoshuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion Keonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,687 Keonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, there's nothing more Kanoshuan than revanchism, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Kanoshu, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Kanoshu's national animal is the Panlong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suruitkuism.

Kanoshu is ranked 331,742^nd in the world and 194^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -24.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.