Population | 5.695 billion |
Capital | El'Kassar |
Leader | Ayaka Kassai |
Faith | Suruitkuism |
Currency | Keona |
Animal | Panlong |
The Socialist Commonwealth of Kanoshu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayaka Kassai with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.695 billion Kanoshuans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El'Kassar. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kanoshuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Keonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 196,293 Keonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", Ayaka Kassai can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and hospitals in Kanoshu are too busy serving the needs of Democratic Socialist Assembly to see Kanoshuans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanoshu's national animal is the Panlong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suruitkuism.
Kanoshu is ranked 45,717th in the world and 35th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 956.0337978602 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, hospitals in Kanoshu are too busy serving the needs of Democratic Socialist Assembly to see Kanoshuans.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, Ayaka Kassai can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Kanoshu was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Transangaria.
- : Kanoshu endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Transangaria.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Kanoshu, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Veyoris, Venovica, Talamia, Taliand, Syndic Australia, Requand, Agune, Varavano, Anacomia, Leouschburgh, Alyraa, RistiLand, Philosophical Psychologists, The Herrebrugh Islands, Basiliania, Lasvalre, United Auto Workers, Kixke, Massatoosits, Wishe, Safiloa, Dentium, Venibarque, Aetros, Student Loan Debt, Aureum Paradisum, Klijvinland, Absovenya, Marxstaat, Grubie, Sessnia, Ventera, Inner Menrijake, UnderCouch, Glaslen, Alle Bria, Liossalde, Appalachian United, Senkiro, Gallifrax, Macadyake, Windond, Unsubtle Onomatopoeia, Luzdelsol, Durovsk, South Triuna, Isabella Saint-De La Rayne Horne, Gardera, New Angus, Erowhonk, and 1 other.Transangaria.