The Ceòltas Tìrastrāl of Syndic Australia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ardtačta Terizè Milosè Drisècanàč with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.118 billion Tìrastrāleč are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathārcomdāl. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tìrastrālič economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion Astàrcat Dēsičs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 225,946 Astàrcat Dēsičs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syndic Australia's national animal is the Kookaburra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Syndic Australia is ranked 125,475^th in the world and 43^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,631.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.