The Commonwealth of Massatoosits is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.133 billion Massatoosi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostopia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Massatoosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,563 trillion memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 197,751 memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, the Golden Butterfly has a hungry look, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Massatoosits's national animal is the Golden Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saint Patrick's Day.

Massatoosits is ranked 138,547^th in the world and 49^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,321.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.