The Secular Republic of Haroutito is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Goshgarian with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.678 billion Haroutitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osea. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The powerhouse Haroutitoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,579 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,114 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's all white elephants on parade, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and lavish state dinners in Osea are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haroutito's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secular.

Haroutito is ranked 50,357^th in the world and 65^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 181.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.