The Grandest Duchy of Agune is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Valtzi Agande with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.404 billion Gagunau hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanhaide. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Agune economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion heus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,299 heus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime is totally unknown. Agune's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agune is ranked 3,160^th in the world and 23^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,032.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.