The Grandest Duchy of Agune is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Valtzi Agande with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.864 billion Gagunau hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanhaide. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Agune economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion heus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,483 heus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, saying "don't do anything that Valtzi Agande wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime is totally unknown. Agune's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agune is ranked 3,744^th in the world and 22^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,700.32 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.