The Grandest Duchy of Agune is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Valtzi Agande with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.274 billion Gagunau are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanhaide. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Agune economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion heus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,946 heus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, the Agune government is the world's largest NGO, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Agune's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agune is ranked 9,480^th in the world and 17^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 33,134.82 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.