The Archipelagic Socialist State of Atavi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the all-mighty penguin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.312 billion Atavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the city of nowhere. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Atavian economy, worth 594 trillion idks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,488 idks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atavi's national animal is the feather-bellied orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Atavi is ranked 5,010^th in the world and 27^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,610.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.