The Empire of Empireedy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evangeline Miller with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.418 billion Empireedyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haphis City. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Empireedyian economy, worth 257 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,457 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empireedy's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gramessis-Ventarido-Diaspora.

Empireedy is ranked 17,884^th in the world and 105^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,103.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.