The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pugsley with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.63 billion Loveable Dogsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pugsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loveable Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,520 trillion Treats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,673 Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, supervisors in Loveable Dogs commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loveable Dogs is ranked 120,253^rd in the world and 106^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,696.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.