The Carrisonic empire of Bathelonat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Mardel Lonation I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.222 billion Bathelonatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair as lonat. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bathelonatian economy, worth 763 trillion Lonates a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,889 Lonates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new one Lonate coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bathelonat's national animal is the Izzy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carrisonism.

Bathelonat is ranked 276,934^th in the world and 281^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.