Population | 1.721 billion |
Capital | Gemun |
Leader | Ilyiparise Alborz |
Currency | yuan |
Animal | crane |
The Federal Socialist Republic of Buyo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ilyiparise Alborz with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.721 billion Buyonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemun. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Buyonese economy, worth 207 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,312 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buyo's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Buyo is ranked 282,301st in the world and 305th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Buyo was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned craneball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, Ilyiparise Alborz's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Buyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Food Quality, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Buyo, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Nova Cameroon, Socialist Platypus, Liberto-Ancapistan, Ciapore, Paul Pasch, Valles Marineris Mining co, Ruotsaland, The Celtics, Lislandia, Grachevia, Red Finlandian Guard, Northshires, Hubdova, Loveable Dogs, Boratstans, Sri Malawi, Makka Pakka, Tingham, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Balan Bar, Nibelia, Vioxa, The Psittacines, Reslania, Greater Burmaria, Great Koryeo, The Free City of Nelson, Polacianth, Floofybit, Ziroxeut, Azflebrigan, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Aeonic, Glentaurius, Isolon, Bathelonat, Kaimalia, Olornia, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Stellar entropy, Pervincia, Djuka, Anarchic Parrot, New Sker, Charville, Duby, Heskurik, El Blurkistan, Novo Reslas, and 7 others.Doge Flower, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Delnish, Inseria, Senth Natsah, and FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.