The Queendom of Azflebrigan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Evangeline McBean with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.807 billion Azflebriganians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zefro. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azflebriganian economy, worth 663 trillion Floogles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,199 Floogles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azflebrigan's national animal is the Golden Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheeses of Nazareth.

Azflebrigan is ranked 28,268^th in the world and 96^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.93 law-abiding acts per hour.