The Democratic States of Nomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GhilliedRoomba with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 2.762 billion Nomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nomian economy, worth 365 trillion Reserves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,458 Reserves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scuffism.

Nomia is ranked 285,439^th in the world and 314^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.