Population | 5.856 billion |
Capital | Lupmre City |
Leader | Khrustah |
Faith | Krakowism |
Currency | Heskuric Bėno |
Animal | Barno Bear |
The State of Heskurik is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Khrustah with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.856 billion Heskurikea are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupmre City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Heskuric economy, worth 979 trillion Heskuric Bėnoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,242 Heskuric Bėnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heskurik's national animal is the Barno Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krakowism.
Heskurik is ranked 1,938th in the world and 1st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,507.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heskurik was endorsed by The Federation of Natsuki State.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
- : Heskurik was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : Heskurik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Heskurik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 50 » Socialist Platypus, Boratstans, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Ziroxeut, Pervincia, Hubdova, Paul Pasch, Stustu, Grachevia, Lislandia, Balan Bar, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Gundeldingen, Liberto-Ancapistan, Sri Malawi, El Blurkistan, Ruotsaland, Nova Briton, Aelandi, The Celtics, The Moon Raven, Novo Reslas, Nibelia, Tingham, Olornia, Northshires, Red Finlandian Guard, Nova Cameroon, The Psittacines, Azflebrigan, Polacianth, Makka Pakka, Ciapore, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Makko Oko, Charville, Bethesda Scamville, Duby, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Krute Empire, New Sker, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Nomia, Delnish, Inseria, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, and Natsuki State.