The Pеoplе's Rеpublic of Acadiane is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Gеnеral Secrеtary with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.637 billion Acadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouvеlle-Orlеans. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acadian economy, worth 751 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,262 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, snitches get riches, Pеlican is one of the most popular forenames in Acadiane, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Acadiane's national animal is the pеlican, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statе Athеism.

Acadiane is ranked 110,999^th in the world and 275^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 154.74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.