Montealba RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Kingdom of Winfallow (elected )

Founder: The County of Trigori

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✵ Welcome to the Free and Independent Principality of Montealba, the Morally Justified! ✵
Proud champions of anarcho-monarchism

Outlaw? Hunted for war crimes? Tried to coup your region, only to fail and be exiled? We don't care--just walk right in! We don't extradite!
Ruled eternally in heaven by Captain Hocherlan (praise Him)
Ruled temporally by Lieutenant Eldurgoth (salute him)
Ruled on paper by Prince Trigori (where is he?)

Please address telegrams and diplomacy to Palatines Winfallow and Imperio Ex Terrae!

New to the region and thoroughly confused? Check out the pinned dispatches below!

✵ GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS! ✵


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    [RP] The 1994 Montealban Civil War

    MetaReference by Trigori . 199 reads.

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    1994 RP Map (kept updated)

    MetaReference by Trigori . 75 reads.

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    MONTEALBAN CENTRAL HUB

    MetaReference by Trigori . 204 reads.

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    The Little Montealban Guidebook

    MetaReference by Trigori . 129 reads.

  5. 7

    Montealban Declaration of Independence

    BulletinPolicy by Kintada . 242 reads.

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    Hocherlan's Tigers

    FactbookMilitary by Hocherlan . 421 reads.

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    Book of Tuber

    AccountCulture by Mazda-otta . 287 reads.

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    Treaty with Montealba

    BulletinPolicy by Minimark . 56 reads.

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    IMPERIAL HUB OF KAISERREICH

    BulletinNews by Scansinia . 16,844 reads.

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Montealba contains 53 nations, the 367th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Free in Montealba

These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

As a region, Montealba is ranked 18,251st in the world for Most Politically Free.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Association of Free People of StugislavistanCorporate Bordello“Prosperity, Defense and Liberty”
2.The Holy Empire of PlaystationvilleCivil Rights Lovefest“We totally don't record your party chats”
3.The Incorporated States of Koom BucketNew York Times Democracy“Step one Profit”
4.The Democratic Republic of TotpiaNew York Times Democracy“We always win”
5.The United States of FreidonLeft-wing Utopia“Be yourself nobody else”
6.The Kingdom of Nationalist ScotlandiaCorporate Bordello“O flos Scotiam”
7.The Political Anomaly of CobraniciumCivil Rights Lovefest“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of TibagwegweLiberal Democratic Socialists“Love and Peace!”
9.The Empire of MithridasNew York Times Democracy“Live long and prosper”
10.The United Socialist States of GreenCommunsitSocietyLiberal Democratic Socialists“51% the people may take away the rights of the other 49”
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Last poll: “Have you brought your car into Montealba?”

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Aroltia wrote:

Another, slightly different, but still lowly, Knight makes his way through the dark streets of Sv. Oksana.

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Over 4 years and the great nation of Winfallow moves from its point of origin for the first time.

I'll probably use Winfallow for official Palatine shizzle and continue using Meyle for roleplay matters

Also endorse me :^D

REMINDER THAT RPs ARE DUE TODAY

Nova Hrodsk
Imperio Ex Terrae
Dagoth Uur
SeattleNinja008-If you miss this one we are going to NPC you.

Aroltia-I saw yours but the tagword is Deicide, not Decide. Almost missed it because of that

Winfallow wrote:REMINDER THAT RPs ARE DUE TODAY

Nova Hrodsk
Imperio Ex Terrae
Dagoth Uur
SeattleNinja008-If you miss this one we are going to NPC you.

Aroltia-I saw yours but the tagword is Deicide, not Decide. Almost missed it because of that

Shhhhhh

- MESSAGE FROM THE 1ST LT -

GIVEN RECENT ACTIONS ON PART OF A U.N. CULTURAL INSPECTION COMMITTEE, THE MILITIA OF HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS IS HANDING OVER FORMAL ACTIONS AND ADMINISTRATION OF PROVINCES TO THE VOIVODES AND, SPECIFICALLY THE PALATINES. 

WHILST THE MILITIAS AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES WILL REMAIN, ALL ADMINISTRATION HENCE FORTH INCLUDING FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC AFFAIRS WILL BE HANDLED BY PALATINES. 

HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS WILL REMAIN ON SEMI-ACTIVE DUTY TO RETAIN THE SECURITY OF MONTEALBA AND THE CULT'S MANY BULLETIN OFFICES. 

 EMERGENCY ORDERS AND POWERS REMAIN IN PLACE, HOCHERLAN'S TIGER RETAINS THE RIGHT TO ISSUE THE DUŠIČKY POLICY OF ORDERS AND OTHER SUCH  ORDERS TO ENSURE COMPLETE SUCCESS DURING N-DAY AND Z-DAY ASWELL AS MONTEALBA'S SANCTITY.

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, I WILL BE HUNTING THE RED-LIGHT WOODS OF ELDURGOT, FISHING ITS RIVERS, AND WRITING CULTURAL ITEMS AS ALWAYS. BUT I WILL NOT LONGER UNLESS NECESARRY HANDLE THE AFFAIRS OF MONTEALBA AS ITS DE-FACTO RULER. 

GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
GLORY TO MONTEALBA!
LONG LIVE THE PRINCIPALITY!
4242 HOCHERLAN BLESS!

-ELDURGOTH 

RP
Deicide

Tirkan International Airport
Drogârski has set his mind on the exact location even before he even locked the door to his flat in Novy Hrodsk.

“Get me on board of the next flight to the United States.”

Pusto Selo, Republic of Spezia
A brick flies through the air and crashes through a window of the Spezian outpost of The Knights of the Holy Cross of Saint Vladimir of Kiev (Aroltia). Someone has tied a piece of paper on it. It’s a letter from the Hand of Ozbekh. It reads as follows:

“The Spezian patriarchs warn the Kievan bandits residing in Spezia. You have 48 hours to leave our sacred earth. We will come back and check after the church bells have rung for the 49th time. If you are not gone by then, we will personally hunt you back to the Siberian steppe, where you belong.

This is not your home. Do not expect the hills to weep for you after the Hand of Ozbekh has slaughtered you like sheep.”

Aleja Sv. Okzany – Kvandariske Strano, Novy Hrodsk
A window explodes, unleashing an ear-piercing bang on the street and a hailstorm of glass shards on the pavement below. Several masked men in military gear jump out of a nearby van and storm the building. Mere moments later they leave through the hole left by the explosion, carrying a man by his shoulders. They have placed a garbage bag over his head and throw him into the van. The assailants left the scene as quickly as they arrived merely two minutes prior.

During a hijacked radio broadcast, the “Falcons of Ercgolice” claim full responsibility for this terrorist attack, in which they have kidnapped Miros Cervěnek, former politburo member of the Communist Party of Montealba during the 1960s and 1970s.

B o o b a

Montealba 1994
Deicide

Pripjat

the many more recruits have been good for our strength. soon-soon we will be able to take what is rightfully ours yes-yes. praise Друг.

unfortunately though we have much work to do at home. the erin-things to in the south-land are causing us issues. we made big effigy on river bridge of ironlady-thing they like so much and burned it to scare them off. effect is unknown. we also sent messenger telling them that the southsouth coast of the root-things has more better cars and capital-things yes-yes.

Holy Land

our men surround the holy land, but have not been let in by traitors to Друг. we will try and make them see right yes-yes. we have begun moving heavy weapons, erin-thing cars, and more men over the lake. maybe the mere presence of them will be enough, if not we shall have fireworks to watch yes-yes. the water from the undercity appears to have been blessed, if the people are not made f̵̟̥̣͚̲̌̓̈́̅̊͘͝ͅr̷͓̗̙͖͔̮̹͗́̚̕ị̶̰̥͈̖̗̿͛̒ͅę̸̟̀̀̌̿͜n̵͈̣̫̱̬̔͜ͅd̸̻̫̤̗̞͍̐̍̆́̈́̓ maybe we could go around them yes-yes. maybe park some erin-thing cars under them and start them up yes-yes. soon-soon we will have what is rightfully ours in the name of Друг.

North of Spezi-thing land

the capital-things moved assets by our men recently. they assess that they pose no threat for now.

Montealba 1994

Deicide

"Where the soft morning wind blows dreams away,

Out where the young morning jumps to the fray,

You hear our division, the best to exist,

Our heavy battle tanks growl in the mist"

"Unsere Panzerdivision," translated, by the Erich-Weinert-Ensemble

HEADQUARTERS, PRIMARY, T-TVO
VUKOVINA, LIBERALTED BUZHAN
0930Z

The air stank of war. It was a peculiar, unique scent. Sulfur, gunpowder. A hit of burnt flesh, akin to over-seared bacon. The musk of diesel fuel, the lighter fragrance of gasoline. Ash. Dust. Death.

It was a scent that General Sukhoi had smelled many times. First in the restless hills of Vissegaard, when he had been just a private, disembarking into the fire of Kara-Uzbeck insurgents from his rusting Patriotic War-era personnel carrier. Those ceaseless conflicts had taught him caution - too many of his comrades were slaughtered by mines and traps when they rushed to the attack, or later rushed to flee. Later in Afghanistan, when he had lead the Montealban Afghani Support Group into fire to support his Soviet masters. There, where timidity and restraint had cost the Russians ten thousand good men, and dozens of their gunship helicopters, he had learned decisiveness. Still later, the Tiger rebellion had taught him callousness - too many good soldiers had died for the liberation of their homeland, and to mourn for them all would have taken a thousand generations.

War had been his teacher, and he had been an able student. Now, looking around at the shattered down around him, he wondered if, perhaps, he had learned too well.

Vukovina had been one of the nearest settlements to the border, a scant four kilometers from Buzhan. The Nasunian border guard detachment there had been at roughly two companies's strength, one of regulars and one of paramilitaries. Now, their strength was zero, but many in the town itself had also suffered. Such was the prince of war, and Sukhoi would pay it without complaint or hesitation - yet it also was necessary to look at, and acknowledge, so that he may never be tempted to pay it for trivialities.

Plan ECHELON was proceeding smoothly for a plan initiated only a scant few hours ago. The severing of the primary crossings across the River Premana would hinder his offensive in the future, but, for now, would ensure that Nasunia would struggle to bring reinforcements to bear. Of course, the artillery had only been one phase of the plan. Before the guns had stopped firing, Buzhan's forces had already been rolling forward in their trucks and personnel carriers, driving the hated Nasunians back from their seized lands. First Rifle, from Posava, was pushing fast towards Tok, to seize the other main crossing before the Nasunians could mount a counter-strike. Second Rifle had spearheaded the seizure of Vukovina in the early hours of the morning, and was currently massing towards battered Përghitmonë, and Third Rifle was making a concerted effort to reach Srpnica before day's end.

The Fourth Volunteer Rifle Regiment - dregs, conscripts, and under-armed lackies, all - had taken Delije after bitter fighting, though that should have been a trivial task. Then again, they were one of his Reserve units, and not even adequately motorized. The First, Third, and Second Regiments had the bulk of the heavy equipment - his supplies of armor, of support weapons, of armored carriers and anti-aircraft weapons - which left his remaining forces with little more than machine guns and light mortars to their name, and few of the latter to boot. His other reserve units - the National Reclamation Brigade and Montealban International Volunteer Guard - were even worse. The former had been charged with seizing Çerap, where he was at least confident that they'd keep the local garrison occupied. The latter were his only unit remaining in Buzhan proper, aside from his heavy artillery.

It was vital for Përghitmonë and Tok to be seized. The Premana would be a formidable defensive barrier to mass strength behind, and he trusted First and Second Rifles to the task. Third Rifle, seizing Srpnica, would be more difficult. His heavy artillery would lend all three strength.

Sukhoi would also send out messages, quietly, to some of the foreign journalists. If any knew of, perhaps, access to foreign support, the T-TVO would surely consider such a boon. He was not above using the supplies of the Americans, nor of the Russians. All that mattered was conquest.

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