The Prince Moinuddin of Trigori is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Count Milo Trigori with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.068 billion Trigorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arben. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trigorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion Goat hides a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,314 Goat hides, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigori's national animal is the water dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alshism.

Trigori is ranked 309,546^th in the world and 12^th in Montealba for Nicest Citizens, with 0.22 average smiles per day.