Population | 16.31 billion |
Capital | Novaria |
Leader | Daniel Winston |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | grey heron |
The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.31 billion Neuropeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 3,960 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,846 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Nea Europa is ranked 290,021st in the world and 1,466th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -32.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
- : Nea Europa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Influential, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Nea Europa, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
- : Nea Europa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 170 » Imperium Anglorum, Yahlia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Dark Matter, Lexembourg, Wombelland, Northern German Federation, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, Regnum Italiae, Quentenia, North of Americas, Pilipinas and Malaya, Alsted, St Scarlett, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Feria-Alkaline, Outer Sparta, Weltbeherrschung, Leszno, Chioganah, Thracia and Crimea, Supcotia, Nardin, Brakanistan, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Nuweland, Chronus, Savinecross, Ausvelt, The Seven Provinces, Jahass, South St Maarten, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Druznia, Estellan, Trixeland, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, New Eestiball, United Communes of Chile, and 120 others.Robbonia, Estonesia, Gliesetonia, The Scandinavian Realm, Warzakie, Europe a Nation, Aroale, Scytharum, Girvage, Sicheslav, Dunsteen, Kebabian States, Rary, Konewa, Gorzi, New Vorarlberg, Armbruster, Zaznia, Scutarie, Iceagea, Agausia, Leranditale, Great Hanover, The Asten Islands, Arsenial, HELLLLL, Liberalialand, Ottterland, Etnon, Fenian Provinces, UGBK, Meropis, Northern Socialist States, Slavatania, Suisserland, Nigeriao Kingdom, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Kkorea, Leistrona, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Great Clucky, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, The New Dawn Imperium, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Icoland, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Neurks Boodal, Salarnsia, Saarenmaa, Franchya, Yourope, Makykay, Liberepublia, The Iron Khagnate, Nordivia, Foudina, Cantilena, Calicov, Kanokla, Elestansa, Ortigia, Agatep, Salwonia, Iquerian, Karnea, Lumiarae, Hankhank, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Astaraion, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Borstein, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, The Full Moon, Narmocrana, Vientina, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Superior Saxonia, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Society of Russian Freedom, Niemence, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Lagene, Parharia, Adhria, Mancidonia, Empire of Draconia, CSB SA Union, Termendor, Montecrux, Kalebo, Saint Von Artemis, Western Balkania, and Canovium.