The Kingdom of Calicov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jurich Von Licenstein IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.417 billion Calicovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calconiea Prime. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Calicovian economy, worth 176 trillion Calconiean Rupies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,294 Calconiean Rupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, vacationing Calicovians expect to be treated as royalty, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calicov's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neko.

Calicov is ranked 35,043^rd in the world and 473^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,754.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.