The Borderlands of Ang Worspar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Führer kravinski with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.377 billion Worsparians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darvoian highland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Worsparian economy, worth 537 trillion Egrits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,141 Egrits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ang Worspar's national animal is the Galothwitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Malkrion.

Ang Worspar is ranked 97,748^th in the world and 377^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,923.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.