The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.014 billion freethinkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,758 Pizns, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Piznoopian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Zeno of Citium, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, a third of freethinkers are e-certified CEOs, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Mally Piznoopia is ranked 7,495^th in the world and 117^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,743.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.