The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leider Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.893 billion Weltbeherrschungians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zentrum der Macht. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Weltbeherrschungian economy, worth a remarkable 8,852 trillion Reichspfennigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,404 Reichspfennigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Leider Leader's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown. Weltbeherrschung's national animal is the Great Tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weltbeherrschung is ranked 113,294^th in the world and 475^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,327.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.