The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council of Sicheslav with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.286 billion Sicheslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichegrad. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicheslavian economy, worth 738 trillion Sicheslav hryvnias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,635 Sicheslav hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime is totally unknown. Sicheslav's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Sicheslav is ranked 18,626^th in the world and 284^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,331.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.