The République of Popaholick is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jacqueline St-Miquelon with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.744 billion Popaholickans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Popaholickan economy, worth a remarkable 9,921 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 370,993 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Popaholick's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Popaholick is ranked 2,535^th in the world and 35^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,527.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.