The Federative Republic of Suisserland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Suisserland Council with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.671 billion Suisse are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berné. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Suisse economy, worth 620 trillion Suissetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,087 Suissetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suisserland's national animal is the Suisse Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suisserland is ranked 28,985^th in the world and 406^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,518.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.