The Archipel Unifié of Younizia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Assemblée de Yuñ~Izia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.111 billion Youniziens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuñ~Izia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Younizien economy, worth 843 trillion Yuñs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,062 Yuñs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, builders across Younizia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Younizia's national animal is the Golden Chameleon à deux têtes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Sécularité.

Younizia is ranked 281,350^th in the world and 1,343^rd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.