The Commonwealth of Communist-Denmark is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 197 million Danes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Danish economy, worth 7.34 trillion Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,272 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Denmark's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist-Denmark is ranked 60,470^th in the world and 682^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,638.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.