The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 19.708 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,082 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,136 new rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Druznian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 3,373^rd in the world and 47^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,563.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.