The United Kingdom of Yeetapore is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Alsgloof Lee Chentimontd with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 1.593 billion Yeetaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alsglav. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetaporic economy, worth 184 trillion Yeetaporean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,734 Yeetaporean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetapore's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yeetapore is ranked 109,356^th in the world and 1,270^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,294.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.