The Community of Wiki is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 406 million Wikipeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wikitopia. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wikian economy, worth 35.9 trillion Wikisses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,493 Wikisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Wikitopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wiki's national animal is the Kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wiki is ranked 249,202^nd in the world and 2,077^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.