The Commonwealth of Sunburn is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 471 million Sunburns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halcyona. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sunburned economy, worth 20.9 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,419 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunburn's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sunburn is ranked 177,945^th in the world and 144^th in Eladria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 380.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.