The Republic of Imberdike is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 10 million Dikons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dikonic economy, worth 421 billion Dikon Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,112 Dikon Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imberdike's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imberdike is ranked 121,149^th in the world and 91^st in Eladria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,465.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.